sometimes pants take away worlds of rather fabricated radishes, onions and rhubarb.

wait, can i take back rhubarb?

yes, but that's -1 for you.

(silence)

^^ that was the product of another amazing day in the life of email between dr damage and the slime. one word. one email. it was meant to be so much more than a vegetable garden lined by old pants. who knew? who knew.

photos by Lauren Tomczak.

Salty Dolls vs Road Train Rollers

Don’t forget it’s Roller Derby time! Check your squeamish sensitivities at the door and embrace some potential carnage. Bout # 1 sees The Salty Dolls take on debutantes The Road Train Rollers. Is that some kind of reference to truck stops, dogs, and fried food? We will see.

What: Roller Derby Bout #1
Where: Wayville Pavilion, Adelaide Showgrounds.
When: Saturday April 4th, 6pm.
How Much: 10 pesos.

Grace Emily Record Fair

“There will be a bunch of people selling records, CDs, books and other crap”. Sounds sweet, but who are these ‘people’? And is it going to be reams of our editors favourite, Engelbert Humperdinck (aka Arnold George Dorsey)? We don’t think so, this isn’t Gepps Cross Markets or your Nannas living room, it’s the Grace’s 2nd ever record fair!

What: Grace Emily Record Fair
Where: The Grace Emily, maybe?
When: Sunday April 5th, 1-5pm.
How Much: Sorry but Engelbert isn’t worth more than a dollar.

Hook, Line & Sink-her

Our first day at school was not like Tim's.. and we never owned a Munny Doll, painted walls around the place, or left a mark on May's Lane.. but he has.

He's also behind Hook, Line & Sink-Her.

We've got no idea what it means.. but we're going to be there to find out!

What: Josh2000 gallery show
Where: Sugar, Level 1, 274 Rundle St.
When: Thursday April 2nd, 9pm

Lindsey Low Hand
words by dan.

Want to hear what it would sound like if you entertained the devil in your mind? And I don’t mean just listen to, I mean entertain. Who would of thought it sounds like the Shangri-Las meets Sonic Youth, an explosive amount of noise but oh so melodic.. oh so sweet, but oh so troubled. Yes, the deeeviiiiil.

What: Lindsey Low Hand, with The Weevils
Where: The Metropolitan, Grote St.
When: Friday April 3, 9:30pm.
How Much: Affordable
Listen: myspace.com/lindseylowhand

Longboarders do Kosciuszko

Mums, girfriends, and even some friends, think fooling around in multi-level car parks is child's play. But a couple of local knuckle-draggers are stepping it up, from HJs to Spirals to Eagle on the Hill, and now Kosciuszko. Look at that fancy leather! This is serious.

In February and March of 2009, the best downhill skaters from around Australia gathered in the Snowy Mountains of NSW surrounding Mt Kosciuoszko (the highest point in Australia) in search of the best downhill terrain the country has to offer. This is what they found...

Watch: Kosciuszko

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